Turns out I am lame

Care of murphy (the ass clown). This gave me hours of fun. Ok well not hours but you know what I mean. You type in your Starbucks drink and it gives you your personality. ouch, the truth hurts.
http://www.buttafly.com/starbucks/index.php

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
Personality type: Lame
You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks tall misto .
Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home

Advertising headshots and gits who don't smile

So here I am, another Friday, opening up campaign (ad trade mag) to see yet more very important people (apparently), saying some very important things (I think) with the sourest look on their face they can muster. Why is it that advertising people especially don't smile. Does smiling connote you are stupid and a complete muppet?

Of the 34 headshots I counted 25 people not smiling or looking gruff, 8 half-smiles and only 1 big smile (which was from Brian the winner of BB). Ok maybe no-one else had just won a big prize but are things really that bad.

I think I need to campaign to bring back the smile to business. I think we could all use some positive energy.

The virgin ramble

Let the mystery unfold. Finally after many kitchen conversations and misto o'clocks with the fabulous sarah murphy I am blogging my pointless rants about things so as ensure we don't lose all those great pearls of wisdom ;-) Oh and also to shut up that guy in the video store who dare to say that Australians have no culture or opinions. On second thoughts I might have bitten off more than I can chew with that one. No matter my audience of one thinks I am fabulous.

Van Ramblings